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This is a joke, I dont not hold responsibility for anything done relating with this.
- Locate your item. It can be anywhere - from a classroom to the main office at your school. This guide will focus on stealing from the main office.
- Ensure no one is watching. Teachers, especially higher-up staff, will be suspicious if they catch you looking around and hovering near a piece of tech that isn’t yours. Even students, as they will ask questions.
- Gently slip your desired item into a hidden area. This can be a bookbag, a purse, or even a pocket, if space allows so.
- Return to where you were, prior to stealing the item. Avoid acting suspicious. If anyone notices it’s missing, try to ignore the situation.
- repeat as needed.
- Wait for the period to end and leave the classroom, without drawing too much attention to yourself.
- Leave the school.
- Make sure your parents don’t notice you just stole school property. (This can be achieved by hiding it in a place you know they don’t check - e.g. your closet, under your bed…)
- Make sure to unenroll any devices you stole by removing the enrollment chip.
- Go to https://ebay.com
- Sell your stolen goods to someone on the other side of the world.
- Profit immensely from your struggling school with underpaid staff.
- Spend profits.
- Have your parents get a call from the school.
- Post your home address in big-premium and beg for someone to come kidnap you so you don’t get arrested.
- Make bail with your cash you made from stolen goods
- Live a life of crime (come back as an alt account).
- Have your first time.
- Just post a kajig already.
- You don’t have perms.
- Skill issue.
- Pull out your uno reverse card.